Quotes of the Day
My friend's explanation when he couldn't remember where he knew someone from:
Comment on seeing a man driving with his knuckles in Dallas traffic while smoking with one hand and reading a paperback book he was holding open with the other:
"I have a photographic memory, but I keep forgetting the captions."
Comment on seeing a man driving with his knuckles in Dallas traffic while smoking with one hand and reading a paperback book he was holding open with the other:
"Looks like Windows isn't the only thing that multitasks."The response:
"Windows also isn't the only thing that crashes while multitasking."
Labels: So They Said
3 Comments:
haha, that's hilarous. Thanks for once again brightening my day with your blog. ;-)
I actually collect quotes. Several years ago you said one that I have definately enjoyed: "One day I am going to invent a drink and call it 'pessimism.' Then, I will fill a glass half full."
Another take on the memory issue... There are times when one can say "I have a great memory, it's just short." I plan to use this excuse as I get older.
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