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"Now set up this clip. He's like Moses, right? And he has to build an ark."

- Jay Leno to Wanda Sykes, discussing her new movie, Evan Almighty

For those lucky ones who haven't heard of it, Evan Almighty is the completely unnecessary sequel to Bruce Almighty, in which the main character, Evan, is commissioned by God to build an ark. To hold two of every kind of animal. Just like Moses.

That's what having a paid staff of twenty writers and researchers gets you.