When 2 = 1; or, A Story That Makes 2 Hours Seem Like 30 Years.

From a trailer in a movie theater:

"...in theaters for one night only on December 17th, with an encore on December 18th."

In addition to taking liberties with mathematical axioms, the trailer was completely nonchalant about the rift in space-time inherent in its claim that the story to be told on the night of December 17th "has taken thirty years to tell."